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circumcising:

*annoying gay boy spitefully hates on thriving young celebrities on the internet as if his opinions have any relevance at all*

hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

@Anonymous

greetings:

selflubricatinganus:

marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.

terezidactyl:

fadeintocase:

pizzaight:

fahrenheit-469:

its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months

its 2014 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months

its 2015 can we please have a set of crab overlords that last more than two months

its 2016 can we please overthrow the crab empire people are suffering

schpocks:

arribaarribacabron:

dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

My grammar goes from formal essay to wat the fuck did u jst say u lil shit

plasticbagvevo:

clestroying:

i dont get how you cant believe in evolution, there is literal evidence behind it

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the evidence is literally right here